And for our third installment, ha ha ha, I give you Ghost Chickens in the Sky. Children in particular really enjoy this song.
GHOST CHICKENS IN THE SKY
To the tune of “Ghost Riders in the Sky”
*Tremolo for first verse – – Am – –
[Am] A chicken Farmer went out, one [C] dark and windy day
And [Am] by the coop he rested as he [C] went along his way
When [Am] all at once a rotten egg, hit him in the eye
It [F] was the sight he dreaded….[Stop – N.C.]
Ghost Chickens in the [Am – begin strumming] sky!
Squawk [C] Cluck! Squawk [Am] Cluck!
Squawk [C] Cluck! Squawk [Am] Cluck!
[F] Ghost… Chick-ens in…. the [Am] sky….!
This [Am] farmer had these chickens, since [C] he was twenty four
[Am] Working for the Colonel for [C] thirty years or more
[Am] Killing all these chickens and sending them to fry
And [F] now they want revenge…..….[Stop – N.C.]
Ghost Chickens in the [Am] sky!
Squawk [C] Cluck! Squawk [Am] Cluck!
Squawk [C] Cluck! Squawk [Am] Cluck!
[F] Ghost… Chick-ens in…. the [Am] sky….!
[Am] Their beaks were black and shining, their [C] eyes were burning red
[Am] They had no meat or feathers, these [C] chickens they were dead
[Am] They picked the farmer up and he died by the claw
They [F] cooked him extra crispy…..[Stop – N.C.]
And ate him with cole-[Am]slaw!
Squawk [C] Cluck! Squawk [Am] Cluck!
Squawk [C] Cluck! Squawk [Am] Cluck!
[F] Ghost… Chick-ens in…. the [Am] sky….!
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